1. californstar:

    My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow

    (via whilelifepassesby)

     
  2. sushinfood:

    justamerplwithabox:

    vivelafat:

    prokopetz:

    officialdeadparrot:

    grellholmes:

    elsajeni:

    gunslingerannie:

    justtkeepcalmm:

    dean-and-his-pie:

    fororchestra:

    musicalmelody:

    Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it” 

    Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect. 

    To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.

    On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.

    I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…

    Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.

    The lengths we go for music.

    Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.

    One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”

    And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:

    [stifled giggling]

    [reeeeeeally deep breath]

    [COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]

    The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.

    In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”

    FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.

    This is the best band post 

    Everyone else go home

    Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this

    image

    which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,

    image

    that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that

    Who does that?

    This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.

    Julius IdontgivaFucik

    More like Julius Fuckit

    Pyrozod's tags for this were too hilarious not to share

    (Source: housecatincarnate, via cpcoulter)

     
  3. popemorose:

    hornyteen1936:

    the baby boomer culture: how an entire generation literally will not shut up about young people doing things they enjoy

    The Divorce Culture: how an entire generation couldn’t keep it together, and forgot how to not project their insecurities onto children.

    (Source: yvngpharrell, via hectorstaco)

     
  4. huggableharto:

    swikes:

    troylerhart:

    katiekatkkm:

    I can’t decide if Taylor or Nikki’s reaction is better

    Can we talk about the guy way in the back though?

    No, we can’t fucking talk about either of those things. What we can talk about, though, is the fact that things like this are the reason that:

    • her new album has few love songs
    • she told Rolling Stone that she doesn’t date anymore
    • she finds it necessary to make fun of herself every chance she gets
    • why “Shake it Off” exists
    • why she DOESN’T DATE ANYMORE
    • why she refuses to date even though it’s her own personal life
    • did i mention that she doesn’t allow herself to date anymore lol

    This isn’t funny. This is fucking disgusting. Sure, she looks like she’s shrugging it off like a joke. I get that it’s a joke. So does she. But do people not understand that Taylor Alison Swift’s entire future is basically ruined? She has dated six people in her entire eight year career. Six. Not fifteen in the last year. Not twelve. Not six people in eight months. Six people in eight YEARS. Still, though, she seems to get slammed for it by every media outlet, by every award show host, by every country music fan, by every One Direction fan, by every person who reads any magazine where they pull information out of their asses to get money. They have no problem ruining someone’s reputation for money.

    Taylor Swift is a twenty-four year old girl who will eventually need someone to spend the rest of her life with. How is that going to happen now? Not only does Taylor get bashed, but any male she is seen with gets bashed. Taylor could be seen with her brother and get slammed for having a new boyfriend. Sorry, HollywoodLife, but I don’t think Taylor’s very much into incest. 

    Whoever decides to date Taylor is going to get shit on by magazines and people everywhere. “Haha, bro, watch out. She might write a song about you” will probably be the end to every article about her future boyfriend and her relationship. Maybe some man out there will be able to brush that off, but what the fuck

    A twenty-four year old girl with a heart of absolute gold shouldn’t be forced to go through that. She is trying to live her dream while leaving the greatest impact on the world she possibly can, and now she has to control what she released, who she dates, who she’s seen with, and basically just control every single little aspect of her life. I get that it’s the life of a celebrity, but take Adam Levine for example. He’s a great guy. He’s also idolized by women everywhere. He’s had more girlfriends in his career than Taylor. Do you hear about that?

    Get rid of the double standard; let Taylor Swift live her life without the rumors, the jokes, and the hate. As someone who Taylor has impacted positively, it’s just really fucking annoying.

    You know when you’re in class with someone who has no idea what the fuck they’re talking about? That’s what being a Taylor Swift fan is like, everywhere. Turn on the TV, false information. Open a magazine, false information. Scroll through Twitter, false information.

    Instead of making jokes about Taylor’s relationship-life, why don’t they make fun of her for, I don’t know, something harmless? Tell her she’s addicted to Instagram because she is sometimes seen up at 4 in the morning commenting paragraph upon paragraph of comforting messages to tweens who are dealing with things they don’t know how to deal with.

    God damn.

    *stands up and applauds*  

    (Source: incomparablyme, via 50shadesofayyyy)

     
  5. trust:

    "all girls dress the same"

    (via exponentialequations)

     
  6. simsgonewrong:

    My first time playing TS4…

    And my Sims’s just had their first baby boy. He has his fathers eyes.

    Buy The Sims 4 on Amazon!

    (via resentstatusquo)

     
  7. deluxesherlock:

    bacon-lettuce-and-timmyturner:

    fineas-and-pherb:

    Best backstory. (x)

    You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

    whA T

    (via brerediddy)

     
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  9. teacupnosaucer:

    love seeing women not turning on each other when it’s a man cheating

    yes v good 10 for you gorgeous women

    (Source: twirpy, via supermegafoxyawesomehot182)

     
  10. freedom14movement:

    k98k237:

    freedom14movement:

    k98k237:

    freedom14movement:

    femininefreak:

    the-goddamazon:

    cute-pubes:

    As I was sitting in the back of the police car, I remembered the countless times my father came home frustrated or humiliated by the cops when he had done nothing wrong. I felt his shame, his anger, and my own feelings of frustration for existing in a world where I have allowed myself to believe that “authority figures” could control my BEING… my ability to BE!

    Danièle’s husband, Brian Lucas, who is white, says he believes they were targeted because they are an interracial couple.

    Read more here

    I am so tired of the police.

    Like the police in general. I’m just tired.

    And racism, don’t forget racism…

    Yeah definitely a race
    Crime

    ^sarcasm?

    Extreme sarcasm

    Thank God

    Haha you know me Better than that my friend

    (via pancakeenthusiast)

     

  11. nikolaecuza:

    danosaurs-and-philions:

    im a bad person who thinks bad thoughts like ‘ew what is that girl wearing’ and then remember that im supposed to be positive about all things and then think ‘no she can wear what she wants, fuck what other people say damn girl u look fabulous’ and im just a teeny bit hypocritical tbh

    I was always taught by my mother, That the first thought that goes through your mind is what you have been conditioned to think. What you think next defines who you are.

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  13. Laura Osnes performing at the Transport Group Theatre Company’s production of 'The Music Man' [x]

    (Source: theatregraphics, via buckbarrow)

     
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  15. openbookstore:

    Every tweet by everyone who ever tweeted should be subjected to this!

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via fangirlprayercircle)