1. buildabitchworkshop:

    according to popular show like pretty little liars

    teen girls dress like this everyday

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    with a completely different outfit every single day never wearing the same thing

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    at school

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    and they are all flawlessly beautiful and have impeccable bodies

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    u know what teenage girls really look like?

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    or this

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    or this

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    and wear shit like this

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    adn this

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    why is it so fucking hard to have a show that portrays girls in a realistic flawed way. why do we keep lying to ourselves so much

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  3. danisnotonfire + hobbit hair appreciation (and the bane of my existence) 

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  4. agarjelly:

    This morning be like..

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  5. officialcrutchie:

    Why leak nudes when you can leak the newsies national tour cast list

    (via andrewkeenanscrutchie)

     

  6. lousyheadlines:

    four of the Newsies boys managed to juggle their senior year while performing on one of the most physically demanding musicals on Broadway eight times a week and still graduate on time

    what the hell is my excuse

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  8. amelia-laelia:

    Does anyone remember the commercials where the kids asked for ravioli and their parents said no so the kid put it back but then the can threw itself off the shelf and rolled its way to the kids house and the mom was so accepting of it when she found it not thinking if her kid took it anyways after her saying no and they ate it for dinner.

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  9. carewolves:

    The most underrated line in all of Heather The Musical is the way Heather McNamara pronounces “Piñaaaataaaaaaaa” 

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  11. Phil: “Hey Dan, meow?”

    Dan: “Meow!  …Wait, why?”

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  12. allofthefeelings:

    lvrnemalvo:

    monobeartheater:

    arcticmowsy:

    aerostarmonk:

    The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

    oh my god

    i just do not understand this post what even

    OH MY FUCKING GOD

    THIS HAS PASSED MY DASH EASILY TWENTY TIMES AND I JUST GOT THE JOKE.

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  14. shouldnt:

    THE FACT THAT THE AMERICAN PEDIATRIC SOCIETY TOLD AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEMS THAT TEENS SHOULD NOT BE UP BEFORE 8:30 AND ONLY 15% OF SCHOOLS LISTENED ANGERS ME SO MUCH

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  15. Happy 1st of September!

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